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Who Would You Rather: Joe "Boobies" Francis vs. Hugh Hefner?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe "Boobies" Francis has decided to pick a fight with Playboy papa Hugh Hefner. Not only did Francis make out with one of Hefner's girls next door, Kendra Wilkinson, he accused Hefner of running Playboy into the ground, telling PageSix "If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately, wouldn't you think about upgrading?"

We never thought we'd say this, but Hugh Hefner has more class in his old, shriveled penis than Joe Francis has in his entire body. Now, the question is, can you handle the old, shriveled penis?

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Posted Oct 02 2008, 04:48 PM
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jenny said:

I always though Hugh H was gross.

But when you put it this way....

October 2, 2008 4:51 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Yeah, I don't think this is really much of a question, to be honest.

Larry Flynt vs. Joe Francis, maybe... or Hugh Hefner vs. Charles Bukowski... this is just lopsided, ha ha ha.

October 2, 2008 4:58 PM

faery866 said:

He acussed Hefner of running the magazine into the ground?  The creator of the magazine who is pretty much a figurehead at this point?  Yeah...that makes sense.  Hugh def has more class in his shriveled penis and Joe Francis is apparently an ass.  Historically, Hefner has taken very good care of the Playmates, I mean he used to give them scholarships as payment.....come on...

October 2, 2008 7:50 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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