Why is Jessica Alba Wearing This Scary Mask?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Margh! Jessica Alba, you look terrible. Okay, you look hot-terrible, and we're not all that surprised that you're not smiling. In fact, given your proclivity for the pouty look this isn't too far off from how we've seen you recently, but obviously, you're trying to tell us something.

What ever could it be?


Oh! You want us to vote!

Not bad, Alba. You still haven't quite mastered the art of turning that frown upside down, but you've managed to put it to good use... while still looking hot. 

[Declare Yourself]

 
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Comments

borstalboy said:

Yeah, these Declare Yourself ads are so absurd.  This kind of inane hysteria makes me NOT want to vote.

October 2, 2008 11:49 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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