My, these middle school teachers sure seem to be getting laid a lot more often than we are. Unfortunately, the ones you're hearing about in the news are all sleeping with underage students or, in the case of those teachers at a school in Augusta, Georgia, with fellow staffers... during lunch...
According to News 12 in Richmond County, the school system has launched an investigation into whether Spirit Creek (damn hippies!) Middle School faculty engaged in noontime orgies:
The
allegations include accusations that faculty members were having sex
with each other here on school property during school hours.
The accused include teachers, members of the administration and a former school public safety officer.
"Wow.
Wow. That's shocking. That's really shocking." Bonita Blocker's
daughter is a seventh grader at Spirit Creek Middle School. "Anything
like that should not be going on in the school system expecially with
the testing scores that we're putting out here -- everything that thay
do here should be concentrating on the children."
Is it wrong that we can't stop laughing about the above paragraphs? First, there's the image of teachers, administrators, and a safety officer unable to resist their sexual urges for each other, like that Peter Jackson movie Dead Alive, where the virus (or whatever it is) turns all the zombies, including a priest and a nurse, into sex fiends. Anyway, enough about that. What's even better is Bonita's reaction ("Wow." Pause. "Wow") and the use of the word "expecially" while discussing test scores.
People, you can't make this shit up. Read the rest of the madness here, but honestly, we've given you all you need to know.
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