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While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can't Keep Her Clothes On

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Once you read this family's story, you won't have much to complain about anymore.

Joe Biden's mother-in-law died. The Senator has canceled most of his upcoming events. Meanwhile, seven members of the Palin administration (gack! no, we mean her administration in Alaska, don't worry) agreed to testify in the Troopergate investigation. They'll probably say they didn't know anything about the unethical firing; after all, everyone who actually knows something is refusing to cooperate.

Tonight, VH1 broadcasts the Hip Hop Honors, with awards going to Cypress Hill, Isaac Hayes, Naughty By Nature, and De La Soul, among other legends.

Kimbo Slice got knocked down... and out... in a few seconds.

Mischa Barton hasn't learned anything from her most recent nipple slip.

This 25-year-old teacher learned the hard way that you shouldn't send people naked photos over the internet for any reason. Well, you should, but you shouldn't be surprised if people don't keep them private.

And it sounds like Indiana Jones 5 may be on. Not that it's going to be any good, but hey... somebody's still watching this nonsense...

 

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About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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