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Co-Ed Magazine Picks The 52 Best All-Natural Breasts...

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

...in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, of course. Gotta love the shameless ploy...

Here are our ten more-or-less SFW favorites... in no particular order, mind you.

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Monica Belluci

Elizabeth Hurley

 

Heidi Klum

Anne Hathaway

Halle Berry

Bridget Bardot


Marilyn Monroe

Salma Hayek


What, no America Ferrera?

Unfortunately, the 52 listed all big breasted babes. You know what they say about variety, guys: we could have used some smaller boobs on that survey. And another thing: we heard Keeley Hazell's boobs are, in fact, silicone, so we ruled her out even though Co-Ed included her (and at #2!) Read the rest of their list here, which contains NSFW images galore...

 

Related:

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Comments

mwilk8mk said:

In honor of Breast Cancer Month, my effing ass.  The best breast is a healthy breast, regardless of size and shape...

October 9, 2008 2:06 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Yeah, they're pretty shameless about that. Another reason why I wished they had used ALL breast sizes in their list...

October 9, 2008 2:13 PM

WhatNerve said:

'Page 3' does not allow their models to have fake breasts. Keeley Hazell started as a 'Page 3' model. And her breast are 100-percent real. No question. What you "heard" was wrong.

October 9, 2008 4:36 PM

bryjax said:

Keeley Hazel is a Page 3 Model - Page 3 requires all their models to be natural.

October 9, 2008 4:36 PM

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

Brian, you REALLLY need to get laid dude.

October 10, 2008 9:27 AM

tittibhasana said:

oh please, back in the day, I cast models & did fittings.  More than a few of these contenders are enhanced surgically.

October 14, 2008 7:08 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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