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MyZombiePinup: Get Ready For Halloween '09

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Halloween is Scanner's favorite day of the year (and that includes our own birthdays.) Anything that involves 10/31 gets our attention... especially if it involves scantily-clad humans zombies cavorting for a raunchy wall calendar.

Of course, where there's zombies, blood, corpses, and carnage can't be too far behind... 

My Zombie Pinup (tagline "where beauty meets brains") has unleashed its 2009 Calendar on an unsuspecting public, just in time to cash in on All Hallow's Eve. The 13-month calendar features "vintage" style shots of models cavorting around San Francisco's Golden Gate Park, all covered in blood, wounds, and pieces of their victims. 

Warning: if that doesn't sound like something you'd enjoy on a Monday morning at work or if you are of the opinion that girls covered in blood is degrading, you might not want to...

...scroll down...

The calendar is available here for about $15.

 

Related:

Because It's Never Too Early to Start Thinking About Slutty Halloween Costumes

Scanner Roundtable: The Costumes That Got Us Laid

Scanner Roundtable: Our Favorite Horror Movie Stars

Happy Halloween! Buy Us Shoes!

Happy Halloween! Your 10-Year-Old Is Showing Cleavage.


Comments

Baron Von Monkeychow said:

Hideously stupid.

October 13, 2008 11:56 AM

jenny said:

hmm h'ween's never really been my thing. The only dressup I take part in is the kind that you can't wear out in public. *ahem*

Happy Canadian thanksgiving!

October 13, 2008 11:57 AM

snowwhitetan said:

Ahhh! I totally know the October girl! Nuts.

October 13, 2008 8:32 PM

Ms.Cynful (hey,that's just me) said:

A nurse in red velvet lips,high heels with a mini showing off enough to send her viagra patients into a boner induced coma. Good day at the hospital? Nope,it's Halloween..the one day can women can shamelessly be what they wish they were 365 days of the year...A HOAR... Tsssk Tssk, you naughty schoolgirl you, (well,I kind of like it). If the objective of Halloween is to slap on the sluttiest costume you can find and prance around all in the name of "dress up" then why not? I mean we do it behind close doors anyways...

So you say zombies,tiny skirts,blood,and the desire to chew peoples heads off...well honey, that sounds like PMS on the first night of my period to me...but(hey,that's just me)Halloween,here I come...

October 14, 2008 4:14 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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