While You Were Sleeping: The Madonna Marriage Meltdown

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

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MTV and the UK Sun are reporting:

Just months after Madonna denied that her marriage was in trouble, a British tabloid is reporting that she and husband Guy Ritchie are set to announce their split, "imminently."

The Sun reported on Wednesday (October 15) that a "highly placed source" confirmed that Madonna, 50, and Ritchie, 40, "just couldn't live together any more" and could "no longer bear to live with the pretence" of being a happily married couple. [MTV]

 

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Comments

blondage said:

I have a god son that is autistic and have done plenty of work to further autism research, but I don't disagree with Mr. Leary entirely. Autism is kind of becoming the new ADD. Which I have had to deal with my whole life.

October 15, 2008 1:31 PM

GeeBee said:

I also read an earlier report somewhere that said Joerg Haider was doing over twice the speed limit at the time he crashed. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...dork.

October 15, 2008 7:43 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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