How is today's Mom of the Year candidate trying to steal the spotlight for our previous contender (last week's nominee was a woman who texted her daughter's thirteen-year-old ex-boyfriend more than 12,000 times and threatened to blackmail him)? We'll give you a hint-- it involves firing her shotgun in a way that would make Sarah Palin proud: out of her soccer mom minivan's window...
Let's look at this woman's crimes...
1) Driving with her three teenage children in the car, Anthonia Montairo Catoire-Miller, 33, passed her daughter's ex-boyfriend, who was standing nearby, loudly laughing about he'd dumped the stupid, stupid girl. (Okay, we made that up. Seriously, he wasn't doing a damn thing to antagonize her except exisiting.)
2) Catoire-Miller turned around and did a Boyz In The Hood-style driveby with her .410 shotgun out the driver's side window, firing one blast at the boy. Luckily, she can't hit shit from fifteen feet and no one was injured.
3) Mom casually drove to a nearby house and left the car there, although it wasn't her place. She and her children walked to her house, where police arrested her...
4) ...but not without a widely-reported struggle. It ended when Catorie-Miller kicked out at least one police car window (some sources say it was two windows) before being tasered. Damn-- what do you think this woman's defense will be? Too much corn syrup? She's done for a long, long time for this one...
Via WWL.
Note: Above photo is a representation of some other woman, not the woman featured in this story.
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