Whether or not you agree with his politics, you have to agree that Barack Obama is sexier than John McCain. And while he probably won't have a Bill Clinton style sex scandal while in office, the Senator from Illinois is nonetheless the object of many a young woman's fantasy.
A new website has presented us with the only chance we're likely to have to have sex with Barry...
Here's a 3-D version to help you visualize what we're getting at:
So... anyone out there actually going to buy this frightening/hot/hilarious/bizarre sex toy? (If you are, by the way, it's available here, via Head O'State.)
According to its manufacturer, it's been given high praise from Sarah Palin ("Drill, baby, drill!") and Dick Cheney ("I've had one stuck up me since '82.") Plus, it's only $21.95... an affordable way to work off stress and pent-up frustration over this tumultuous election season...
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