What A Five-Year-Old Thinks Of The Election

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Here are some highlights from Lisa Kern's recent piece on OpenSalon about her kids and their reactions to the debates and the politicking going on around them:

Son #3:  “Mom, what’s a Republican?”

Me:          “It’s a member of one of the political parties in our country.”

Son #3:  “Oh.”

Me:          “Why do you seem so sad?”

Son #3:  “I thought it was one of the guys from Star Wars.”

On learning of loved ones' political differences: 

Son #2:   “Mom!  Guess what?  My best friend is a Republican.  What do I do now?”

On Sarah Palin, while watching the vice-presidential debate: 

Son #3:  “Gosh, Mom – She sure talks a lot.  How does she BREATHE?”

 

Son #2:   “Is she running for governor of Alaska?” 

On Joe Biden, while watching the vice-presidential debate: 

Son #3:   “That guy must brush his teeth a lot.  He has the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen!”

On watching John McCain during the presidential debate: 

Son #3:   “Why is he calling us his friends?  We don’t even know him!”

More cuteness here.

Meanwhile, Cracked was thinking the same thing... but different: what a five-year-old thinks of an election, as drawn by an adult. It was a contest with a $50 prize-- here are our favorites of the 15 finalists: 

 

See all 15 here.

And now, a three-year-old who is going to be one helluva campaign manager some day:

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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