It became apparent that a Boston-area football coach was stealing from the school's uniform fund when he made an ATM withdrawal of $500 at 1am while standing next to a strip club.
A teacher in a Daytona-area school district was busted for some sleazy motel sex with her seventeen-year-old male charge.
Miss Louisiana Teen USA lost her title in the most embarrassing way imaginable: for skipping out on a restaurant check (what, they don't pay you enough, toots?) and, adding arrest to injury, leaving her marijuana behind.
David Duchovny filed a lawsuit over that tennis-pro-cheating bullshit story.
We always knew there'd eventual be a news story about some dummy getting busted by their boss for revealing, via a Facebook status update, that they are not actually "sick at home."
[H]e was found out when his boss spotted this Facebook profile update on
the day in question, August 21: "Kyle Doyle is not going to work, f***
it I'm still trashed. SICKIE WOO!"
Ha ha, dickweed. Speaking of dickweeds, this guy claimed he was on his way to see Beyonce and that's why a cop shouldn't arrest him for driving like a drunk driver.
A Florida website about politics: "Top 5 reasons McCain could still win." No mention of what our #1 reason would be: "FLORIDA."
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