You're no longer a teenager-- in fact, you've just turned 20 that very day. How do you celebrate your newfound maturity?
If you happen to be a certain woman from Maine, you drive to Massachusetts, score 16 grams of coke, stuff it all in her vagina, then drive back home with a wanted criminal who doesn't even know how to spell the word "Jonathan."
We're serious about the name thing:
Sans was stopped Oct. 25 at 6 p.m. for driving 69 miles per hour on a
45-mile-per-hour stretch of Interstate 95, and when asked by Trooper
Chris Storm to identify himself, he said his name was Jonathan
Brackett, state police prosecutor Diane Dubay testified in the District
Court Monday. When asked to spell the name, Sans spelled Jonathan,
“Jothan,” said Dubay.
With Sans was birthday girl Alicia Kelly, who gave up the dope while she was being booked. Why did Alicia confess to having dope when she wasn't even charged with any crime beforehand? Dumbass Sans again, for no reason at all, gave them up:
Dubay testified that after Sans was read his Miranda rights, he told
the trooper he was paid $100 to drive a couple to Massachusetts
specifically to buy cocaine.
We look forward to more incompetence from these kooks in 2047, when they'll likely all be paroled...
Via Seacoast Online.
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