Throbbing Hearts Can Get Kind of Messy

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

From the woman interested in "reverse alien technology" to the dude who'll only have sex from behind, the new "dating" website ThrobbingHearts.com has a really, er, unique selection of singles. Looks like the bottom of the barrel is where all the fun lives. 

Our favorite profile after the jump:

 


Comments

Racer X said:

You do realize this is a gag, right?

October 29, 2008 2:56 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Well, the fact that she put quotes around the word "dating" is a pretty good indicator of that, methinks...

October 29, 2008 3:09 PM

fabul1st said:

The site's FAQ section is pretty hilarious, actually.  www.throbbinghearts.com/faq.php.

October 29, 2008 6:31 PM

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