Who Would You Rather: Elisabeth Hasselbeck vs. Ann Coulter?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We're really sorry to do this to you, but it's not like either of these conservative women is conventionally unattractive. So, if you had to pick one, who would you rather: Elisabeth Hasselbeck or Ann Coulter? 

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Posted Oct 29 2008, 05:01 PM
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Comments

Jen Lollipop said:

I'd rather stab myself with poison darts than knock boots with one of those fuglies. Ann Coulter "not traditionally unattractive"???!!!! Are you kidding me?! Respectfully, methinks a pair of very strong prescription specs are in order, Emily.

October 29, 2008 5:05 PM

heroicmedicine said:

I'd have a hard time going to bed with a woman who has a stronger jaw and more muscle mass than me...I suppose Coulter is tradtionally attractive to those who hold the Williams sisters up as their ideal of feminine beauty.

October 29, 2008 5:41 PM

jenny said:

I dunno, Elisabeth H is dumb as a ton of bricks, but she's very beautiful.

Ann on the other hand is, at best...unfortunate. :\

October 29, 2008 5:42 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Hasellbeck, definately. She's not a dried up old prune. Still some juice left in her.

October 29, 2008 7:09 PM

profrobert said:

Hasselbeck, but only because Coulter's really a man.

And, Heroicmedicine, the Williams sisters are smoking hot -- orders of magnitude more than either of these skanks.

October 29, 2008 7:47 PM

rx2v2x said:

Feh. That's all. Just feh.

October 30, 2008 1:28 AM

Tom_Rakewell said:

Come on, you must admit Hasselbeck is cute, from a physical perspective.  You'd just have to pretend that Erica Jong's mind was inside her.

October 30, 2008 1:41 AM

TwistedCranium said:

If they were my only two choices.....  I'd start to give farm animals some serious consideration.

October 30, 2008 5:46 AM

godagnasty said:

Elizabeth reminds me of Rita from Dexter.  They are both worthless bitches.

October 30, 2008 7:47 AM

Stuck in a Bench said:

is Coulter John Kerry, deep undercover?

October 30, 2008 9:32 AM

LydiaSarah said:

Are you kidding? Ann Coulter looks more like a drag queen every time I see her (sorry, drag queens...). Also, she is waaaay more evil than Elizabeth Hasselback. This isn't even hard. Definitely Elizabeth.

October 30, 2008 11:54 AM

Mandy said:

I'd have to go with Ann.

Stupid just turns me stone cold.

October 30, 2008 12:37 PM

poboi said:

now while Elizabeth is attractive from purely a physical perspective, I doubt any man could satisfy either of them without sacrificing several animals/small children to appease the demons that reside inside.

October 30, 2008 1:26 PM

The Dreaded Rhubarb said:

I hate how everyone always says that Ann Coulter is really a man. Didn't you see that program about the humanoid descendants of dinosaurs living amongst us.

Ann Coulter is really a velociraptor. With an eating disorder.

Alternately:

Ann Coulter vs Predator - Whoever wins, we lose.

October 30, 2008 3:47 PM

JustLovingTits. said:

I deffinately would sackup with Elisabeth. Just keep her Man dude in a box until I leave.  Then I might visit Ann for comparison.

October 31, 2008 2:06 AM

Tim said:

Ann Coulter for one reason.....I would hate to have to listen to Elisabeth the entire time !

October 31, 2008 7:22 PM

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