Is there anything scarier than thinking that Elisabeth Hasselbeck might win?

Highs:

We remembered most of what we learned in the fifth grade.

And if that's not enough of a time suck...

We realized we live in a pretty sexy neighborhood.

We were more proud of our home state than we've ever been.

We looked at some rad art.

Bra recycling, anyone?

More girls said "yes" to Obama.

We proposed to Ryan Gosling (and still haven't heard back).

We got some shit on John McCain. We think.

We like vaginas made out of just anything, so what? 

Lows:

We learned that Google's Mail Goggles are of no use to us anymore. 

After all of the great Fey-Palin skits, SNL had a huge fail.

We wondered if we're bad feminists.

Did we actually, finally overload on cute?

Um, no.

We were totally fucking disenfranchised.

We realized that we were relegated to a life of being the crazy cat lady a long, long time ago.

We remembered what fun dressing up as a couple can be.

We presented you with a very scary choice.