You'll be relieved to learn that this post has nothing to do with the you-know-what that's happening today...
This is the creepiest and coolest Halloween prank we've seen this year
A woman is charged with murder after stabbing her boyfriend with a pair of scissors after the argued over a slice of pizza.
It's scary and insane enough that this guy murdered his girlfriend. But then to cut off his own dick and leave it with her body? Wow. We have nothing to say about that.
A man is selling his wife through an in a classified section intended for vehicle sales, complete with the usual punny ad. The news here? Even though she's 25, he has had to drastically reduce the asking price.
A supposed burglar was found in a store's window display bed getting it on... with a bunch of mannequins.
A naked, masked man holding a gun
and waving the American flag on an overpass caused a California
freeway to be shut down for hours during yesterday morning's rush hour.
And how come we're hearing about this the next day?!And Traci Lords doesn't appear naked in Kevin Smith's new Porno movie because she was lactating. Yeah, we figured Smith would take a pass on that...
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