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Lizzy Caplan And Her HBO Porn Show Still Terrible, Terribly Hot

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The hits just keep coming from X-rated HBO series True Blood, with this week's sex scene hotter than any of the previous ones... except that XXX-rated Anna Paquin one in the graveyard... or... or...

Well, anyway, if Lizzy Caplan doesn't end up a big movie star thanks to this show, she does have a career as the next Shannon Tweed...

Check out this latest raunchfest, complete with a greenscreen sequence so bad, we had to check to make sure this isn't a cable access show. In fact, the effects here are beyond parody, to the point where you half expect a Flight of the Conchords song to start and Jermaine to croon about tapping that sweet, sweet ass... (Also, who the hell designed that tire track on the vampire's face?)

Image via Flaunt Magazine.

Related:

Lizzy Caplan, Not To Be Outdone By Anna Paquin, Takes It Off For True Blood

Top 5 Sex Scenes From Comedies

Olga Kurylenko: "My Treasure Trove of Topless Photos Don't Count As Porn"

True Blood's Anna Paquin In First (True) Nude Scene


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Posted Nov 06 2008, 03:53 PM
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harpbrat said:

It's not a tiretrack; it's a burn from the silver net they used to kidnap the vampire.

November 6, 2008 7:05 PM

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