Yes, Virginia. You can have your own face in your vagina. And the FDA approves it!

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Welcome to the future, ladies. It is now possible to have your own face inside your own vagina. And it's FDA approved.

Lubricated Latex Condoms FDA Approved with your personal message - Customize your own condoms with your name, picture or whatever floats your dingy. There are no set up fees and no ink color charges for short runs up to 500 pieces. Select the quantity of custom printed condoms needed and email us your art file or ideas to custom@ripnroll.com 

We don't really want Joe's face in our vagina. But maybe Ryan Gosling's? Would it be weird to have our own face printed on condoms? Maybe. FDA approved? Absolutely.

Either way, everyone we know is getting a Scanner Emily condom this Christmas.

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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