There was some pretty petty crap in there. But Amelia makes the important point: Not ALL the things, just some things to consider. "All" isn't impossible because oh gosh no one is simply that GREAT... but because several of them were contradictory. (Not to mention falling into the "he can't suck, but won't mind that I suck" category.) I can kinda get behind the idea of a master list, though. The inviolable maybe... three things. Certainly not a million.

I'm pretty sure that the 'male equivalent' of pampering is pampering.

... will understand how a mens' sex drive works, and not fight it all the time.

... will make the first move sometimes, in bed, in planning, in whatever.

... will not have an attitude of self-entitlement, and exhibit attributes of independence.

... will give herself over to me completely, and allow me to do the same to her.

... will at least make the effort to try to involve herself in my hobbies, (i.e. videogames, music, sports, whatever) so that we can share the experience. If she ends up not liking them, at least she tried. Allow me to do the same for her.

... will not judge me by the contents of my dresser, porn collection (see #1), choice of music, or other petty things.

... will take the things I say at face value, when applicable.

... will mutually agree to not fight dirty or with physical violence, and not insult each other's masculinity/femininity/whatever we hold dear.

... will mutually agree not to allow ourselves to fall into a rut of same old/same old.

... will remain sexually open to me.

... will not judge me on the worth of my possessions or income.

... will either stand back or help out when I'm doing something I love.

... will be sympathetic to the way we guys think, and expect the same in return.

... will have large breasts.

Thats basically the equivalent of tallness for men.