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Top 5 Sex Scenes From TV Shows

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

In the future, we hope to show more from the Sopranos and the L Word, plus something from the Wire, but for now... here's the Top 5 Sex Scenes From Television Shows, Part One...

5. The Sopranos. Tony and his secretary at the no-show job he shows up for. Alicia Witt's sex scene is jealous of this one.

 

4. Weeds. We shared a great Mary-Louise Parker sex scene from last season with you. Now catch the followup, which may be even hotter, if that were even possible.

 

3. Tudors. We can't stand to watch more of this show than the following 40-second clip, but that has more to do with the acting "chops" of Jonathan Rhys-Meyers more than anything else. Natalie Dormer on the other hand... wow, look out.

 

2. Six Feet Under. "Shut up and fuck me" are the exact words we thought of before Rachel Griffiths utters them to end this all-too-brief clip.

 

1. The L Word. If someone finds a long-lost Pam Grier sex scene, please, we'd love to make this a tie at #1.



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Olga Kurylenko: "My Treasure Trove of Topless Photos Don't Count As Porn"

 

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Comments

jenny said:

wow

November 13, 2008 5:15 PM

john said:

Rachel said, "shut up and kiss me", which makes more sense than your translation, under the circumstances.

November 13, 2008 9:46 PM

Marc said:

Which Pam Grier Movie you are looking for?

This one?

img222.imagevenue.com/img.php

Its at

rapidshare.com/.../pam_grier_xx--hit_man.divx

November 14, 2008 5:30 AM

m0006m said:

nope, she definitely says 'fuck me,' what clip were you listening to?

even if you got distracted by the french subtitles, while 'baiser' means 'to kiss,' it also has the slang connotation 'to fuck.'

November 14, 2008 11:51 AM

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