While You Were Sleeping: Barack Obama's Big Move

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Alan Greenspan reveals the man responsible for the grave economic crisis we're facing: it's jazz musician Stan Getz.

Apparently, I, Brian Fairbanks had something to do with that Oregon stripper mayor getting stripped of her duties. We don't understand this link either.

This guy won't be able to accompany his 17-year-old wife to her high school dances...

Five pieces of facial jewelry may be all that is stopping a high school senior from attending any school dances with the 19-year-old man she recently married.

Casey Engstrom, 19, graduated from Hubbard High School in 2007. He has since married Brittany, 17, who is still a senior at the high school. The young couple now lives a stone’s throw away from the high school with Casey Engstrom’s grandmother, but Casey Engstrom will not be permitted to attend any school dances with his new wife. Casey Engstrom has been informed that he is banned from such school functions because of skin-stretching jewelry in his lip and ears. [Link]

Cynthia Nixon got involved in a debate about her kids' school, with video.

Send folk singer Odetta a card-- she's in critical condition in a New York hospital.

A man listed a beat up, useless automobile on e-bay for a few hundred dollars and then all but forgot about it. When the auction closed at well over $200,000, it became clear that the car was only one of six of its kind ever made.

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And Barack Obama had a busy Sunday: he resigned his Senate seat, gave the Democratic radio address, and addressed the nation... all on YouTube

 

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Comments

Dreamer said:

I am sad to report, that last night I awoke from a deep sleep with a revelation so disturbing that I was unable to resume sleep and am still troubled today.  

Barack Obama won the election by playing the race card to the hilt.  He mesmerized the black community by running as a black man.  But Barack is as white as he is black.  He didn't run as a Mulatto or white candidate but emphasized the Black heritage.  My take is that he is as racist as the KKK but from a different perspective.

November 17, 2008 1:56 PM

mumbiokundaye said:

Barack has always been the first to say that he is both Black AND White. He gives his WHITE grandmother credit for having raised him and all but renounces his BLACK father for abandoning him...

You are disillusioned if you think Barack ran under any other ticket than 'change we need'. Matter of fact, many African-Americans (including an infamous heckler at a rally) were upset that Obama never addressed 'the struggles of the black community'.

He didn't pander black votes like Palin did redneck votes. And it appalls me that you would compare him to idiots and irrelevant groups such as the KKK.

go back to sleep and dream up some other crap.

November 17, 2008 4:26 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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