There's a brawl a brewin' between 50 Cent and our favorite road trip fast food stop, Taco Bell. The rapper is suing the Bell over an attempt to "burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition a bona fide, good faith offer."
Huh?
Basically, Taco Bell Corp. sent out a fake letter asking 50 Cent to change his name for one day to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu so now the Half Dollar is suing Taco Bell for trademark infringement.
So, yeah, we guess we're asking, uh, would you rather fuck 50 Cent or eat Taco Bell? (We choose Taco Bell because it's delicious and they're clever... but don't let us influence your decision). Or, for the comments section, what Taco Bell menu item would you eat after sex with 50 Cent?
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