Yet again, we find ourselves grateful that the worst thing our mom ever did to us was show her boobs at our book party. Twice.

Highs:

We watched some sexy movies.

And discovered the greatest. move. ever.

We know what we're most thankful for this year.  Mmmhmm.

We crushed a little on Borat's brother. 

Could Barack and Michelle Obama be any fucking cuter? Ugh, probably. 

OMG! Ashley Alexandra Dupre finally talked!  

So did Pete Wentz. About those penis pictures.  

We absolutely agreed with GQ's choice of Man of the Year. 

Lows: 

Yet again, we found ourselves grateful that our mom only showed her boobs (albeit twice) at our book party.  

We got a glimpse of what life will be like in our new city.

If it wasn't Kansas City, it was going to be in Oregon. 

We have officially reached the point where we'd rather eat (or fuck) a taco than fuck an actual man.  

Apparently, girls really do have cooties.

Miley Cyrus. Just her. In general. 

We continue to wonder why our cushion hasn't gotten us more pushin'. 

We contested People's choice of sexiest man alive.