Sloppy Seconds: Pete Wentz and His Penis (and His Wife!) Win the Weird Baby Name Game

Posted by Emily Farris

 

It was. Then it wasn't. Now the Arrested Development movie might actually be happening. Maybe. Hopefully. [Vulture] 

One thing we do know for sure is that Hillary Clinton will be Secretary of State. If the New York Times says it's true, it must be. Right? [NYT]

Good news or bad news? Doctors go into your head to remove a brain tumor and find a worm. [SNAFU-ed]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (and his penis!) named their baby Bronx Mowgli. What? The? Fuck? Is that supposed to be punk rock or something? Also, this begs the question: what do they call his penis? [Yahoo!]


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Posted Nov 21 2008, 05:04 PM
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Comments

profrobert said:

So do you think B.M. Wentz (get it?) is going to get beat up a lot?  Like two, three times a day?

November 21, 2008 6:06 PM

h said:

Ash is way cute when she's not smiling.

November 21, 2008 7:01 PM

rob said:

so the initials are B.M.W.???  Like in a car?

November 22, 2008 11:01 AM

carapatricia said:

pete wentz:

You are from the Chicago suburbs

Ashley Simpson:

You are not from NYC either.

wtf do you know about the Bronx?

November 23, 2008 12:04 AM

Dani said:

Aww Mowgli.. like in the jungle book.. maybe it's a Freudian thing, like Pete Wentz wishes he could wear a loincloth and show his penis off some more. But can't, so he's going to live vicariously through his jungle boy son.

November 24, 2008 2:16 AM

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