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dueceswild said:

My vote, continues to be any girl/woman/female or other such individual with natural real flesh boobs without artificial bloating as my personal choice.  Yes E's mom is correct, that bb's on a slab of warm marble are always more welcome than even large blobs of fat on a whale no matter how natural they are.  Admittedly firm is better than limp but if they are real, I would cherish what nature provided.  It is the underlying carrier that counts and not the external shape.

November 25, 2008 9:59 PM

rx2v2x said:

Wait a minute....so when your mom flashed at your book gathering, she whipped out a set of DDs? Gawd, that makes it so much worse. Funnier, but worse.

November 26, 2008 12:12 AM

Gabi said:

You know, men seem to go both ways. I've had boyfriends that wanted my d cups to be E cups, and some that admitted a preference for small breasts(they usually also gave my rack less attention.

November 26, 2008 1:16 AM

he he he said:

As the old saying goes, "more'n a mouthful's a waste."

BTW, I'd happily add to Gabi's survey...

November 26, 2008 3:29 AM

lonicera said:

The female breast shall be as large as to fit snugly in the hand of a nobleman.

He who wants more shall reach for the behind.

November 26, 2008 7:54 AM

burlymanlyman42 said:

The best are breasts that fit into my hand, as lonicera says. But if you're talking about an either/or with the ends of the spectrum, I'd take small over large any day.

November 26, 2008 11:01 AM

Isaac said:

If breasts remain as a purely visual stimulus, it's natural to go for something that offers a larger visual.

November 26, 2008 11:05 AM

E said:

Gah! What about big & natural? I'm torn.

November 26, 2008 11:08 AM

poboi said:

small and natural is great, especially since they won't sag as much or need more "work" as the woman ages, which looks just awful.

I equate it to a man getting big fake testies to impress a woman

November 26, 2008 11:19 AM

jimzim said:

natural.  For goodness sake, natural.

November 26, 2008 11:21 AM

jwebster8 said:

Either is fine with me, jeez.  As long as they are nice, I don't care if they are real or fake.

I've seen beautiful real boobs, and beautiful fake boobs

I've seen awful real boobs, and awful fake boobs.

Why do you keep insisting that I pick a side?

November 26, 2008 12:41 PM

joe_volvo said:

Mmmm...curves...good...

But there must be a mathematical formula for those curves.  Something akin to the golden ratio.

Now, given the two photos above, Kate Hudson rules because it's all about her face.  It's one of those that lights up a room.  And she's a pretty good actress.

November 27, 2008 12:00 PM

Mandy said:

I had a boyfriend once offer to buy me a new pair of boobs (mine are small -- a B-cup) and I had always liked them fine before that. It didn't help that he said if he was paying for them, I would have to get D's and not break up with him for five years.

Ha.

I kept my Bs and broke up with him.

December 1, 2008 11:11 AM

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