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Britney Spears' diet consists mainly of "Taco Bell and turkey jerky washed down with Red Bull." Now that's a Thanksgiving dinner we can get behind!
The 2009 Pretty in Mink calendar features supposed conservatives pretending to be glamorous.
Since InTouch is a waste of hopefully recyclable paper, we can't be sure if this Angelina Jolie news is true...
According to InTouch,
Saint Angie told everyone the news when a waiter tried to pour her ass
a booze drink at a restaurant in London. Brad Pitt gave Angie Jo the
side-eye because he wasn't ready to go public with the news [that she's pregnant again.]
Enjoy the above photo of Tina Fey now... because this pic of her may traumatize you for life.
Karl Rove... closet Obama fan? By the way, the transition team has received almost 300,000 resumes so far.
And your comic relief: New Jersey police responded to an alarm at a bank after hours and, seeing what appeared to be a person inside, they evacuated nearby apartments, surrounded the bank, and began making requests through a megaphone. Later on, they realized the person was actually a cardboard cutout.
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