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Reading Under the Influence

Posted by Scanner Matt



They say the two surviving enterprises in a spiraling economy are books and booze. People usually skip the vacation and the fancy nights out in rough times to stay home, cuddle up with a good book and get trashed. So why not give the people what they want for the holidays? Whether your friends and family are heavy readers or heavy drinkers here are some great book and booze pairings to give as (affordable) gifts.


The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway and a bottle of Pernod

If one author comes to mind when talking about drinking and writing it's certainly Papa. This book is a favorite of ours, filled with big questions and underlying themes it's also an escapist fantasy into Europe. The characters drink Absynthe too in this book, but the real stuff is hard to come by and Pernod is delicious and won't make you crazy.


The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler and a bottle of gin.

or

The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker... and a bottle of gin.

While some claim The Big Sleep is Chandler's best work, other's say The Long Goodbye might be the pinnacle of 1950's pulp crime fiction. Chandler's protagonist and devout gin drinker, Detective Philip Marlowe, actually popularized the gimlet in America with this book. Chandler even shares a recipe in the novel: "A real Gimlet is half gin and half Rose's Lime Juice and nothing else. It beats martinis hollow."

Dorothy Parker would disagree, she was a devout martini lush as some say and knew how to party. She's also one of the funniest American writers we have, from short stories to poetry to essays and reviews. We believe she was a Beefeater girl herself.


The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald and a bottle of your favorite bourbon

We know they made everyone read it in high school, but have you gave it a second glance? It could be the most genius American soap opera ever written. The characters drink mint juleps to keep cool in the summertime, but what's wrong with a little minty flavor (peppermints, candy canes etc... ) around the holidays? And of course bourbon is a must, though it doesn't have to be your grandfather's dusty bottle of J&B. (Faulkner was mint julep guy too.)


This is an easy one: Any Russian author and a bottle of vodka

Everyone has a classic Russian book they've always wanted read, whether it's Tolstoy's War and Peace, Dostoevsky's Crime and Punishment or Nabokov's Lolita, (and if you're looking for a more recent book try Russian-American author Gary Shteyngart, who is brilliantly raunchy and hilarious in Russian Debutantes Hand Book and Absurdistan. As for the vodka, that's your choice. We prefer Grey Goose, but Smirnoff never killed anybody (maybe) and Stolichnaya is super Russian.


If you're feeling particularly generous this holiday season you can also include a pack of cigarettes with your gift.

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Comments

profrobert said:

J&B (short for Justerini & Brooks) is a scotch, not a bourbon.

December 1, 2008 4:10 PM

jr said:

stolichnaya is NOT super russian.  russkiy standart is the most russian you can buy in america.

December 1, 2008 4:15 PM

GeeBee said:

Take it from a Scot, J&B is barely Scotch. Unless you like it rough (your whisky that is).

December 1, 2008 4:35 PM

jenny said:

Wow those are all, with the exception of Dorothy P, books that were specifically mentioned by name in grad school as evil man-literature. haha

I imagine many women will nestle up with a bottle of cheap red wine and anything by Sophie Kinsella, but I'd rather gouge my eyes out.  

What a great idea though.  I'll have to think on this.  Hmmm....

December 1, 2008 4:41 PM

Daniel J Dwyer said:

If you're going Russian, don't waste your time on Tolstoy or Dostoevsky. These two are far more revered outside of Russia than they are within, and both of them write in a very dry style that is atypical of the great Russian writers. If you have to read these two, skip War and Peace and Crime and Punishment in favor of: by Tolstoy, The Death of Ivan Ilyitch (a novella which typically is published in a collection along with his better short stories), Anna Karenina, or The Cossacks; by Dostoevsky, The Idiot or the Brother's Karamazov. Or, if you'd rather read the truly beloved and ingenious classics of Russia, read Chekov's plays and short stories, Babel's short stories, Turgenev's Fathers and Sons, Sologub's The Petty Demon and poetry, Bulgakov's Heart of a Dog or The Master and Margarita, Pushkin's short stories and, of course, Eugene Onegin, and, my favorite, absolutely everything by Gogol.

December 1, 2008 6:47 PM

Daniel J Dwyer said:

Oh, also, while it's a fantastic work by a Russian author, Lolita is not Russian literature. It was written in English while Nabokov was living in the States, nearly forty years after he fled Russia during the Revolution.

December 1, 2008 6:50 PM

Gabi said:

how about Whores for Gloria by william t vollman and a case of bud?

The great shark hunt  and a bottle fo tequila, with margarita mixer?

Dharma bums and an assload of cheap red wine?

you guys missed some obvious ones.

December 1, 2008 6:54 PM

Scanner Matt said:

CORRECTIONS:

Just a few notes about the post in response to the comments.

J&B is not scotch. It's technically referred to as American whiskey, though most American whiskeys are considered bourbons this specific brand is debateable. I apologize for the reference.

More importantly, in response to Jenny, who is completely right, I also apologize. I was trying to write to a broader audience and use some classics and unfortunately represented the old white male canon, who really don't need any more recognition. I'm sadly a product of my education. How about these?

Kelly Link (my favorite is Stranger Things Happen)and a micro-brew six pack (as her press is called, Small Beer Press)

Chinua Achebe and some palm wine-Things Fall Apart

Margaret Atwood and a bottle of Canadian Club-I like The Blind Assassin

Anything by Jane Bowles and a bottle of wine, whiskey or both

December 1, 2008 8:25 PM

profrobert said:

No, Matt, J&B *is* scotch, as indicated by its website http://www.jbscotch.com/About (note the NAME of the website, jbSCOTCH.com (emphasis added)).  It may not be *good* scotch whiskey, but it is scotch whiskey.

Matt, do you do any research or work here, or do you just post stuff that comes out your ass?

December 2, 2008 12:36 AM

Anna said:

Geez profrobert, my Scot grandpa is rolling in his grave at your insistence that J&B is a scotch and while their website may really want people to consider it one, its a mixed whiskey, and so not technically a pure scotch.

December 2, 2008 11:42 AM

profrobert said:

Wait, Anna, since when are single malts the only true "scotch"?  On that theory, neither Chivas nor Usquaebach are true scotches, as both are blends.  J&B is not good scotch, but it is made from scotch whiskey; it's certainly not a bourbon.

December 2, 2008 9:50 PM

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