Louder Than Love: A Deafening Makeout

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

A Chinese woman went completely deaf in one ear while making out with her boyfriend, but her hearing is expected to return in the next few weeks. 

How, pray tell, did this happen? 

The eardrum of the unfortunate twenty-something ruptured in the course of "an excessively passionate kiss," says Reuters.  Apparently the pressure dropped in the mouth, which sucked out her eardrum?

It doesn't sound like those guys really know how to kiss.

A word to the wise from China Daily: "While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution." 

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Comments

ecs said:

Are communists allowed to make out? Doesn't that give special rights to hot people?

December 8, 2008 9:52 PM

Cannonball Run DMC said:

No *man* should be able to suck out a woman's eardrum. I smell a chinaman in the closet!

December 9, 2008 8:46 AM

Apollo said:

That dude sucks at kissing.

December 9, 2008 12:59 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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