OMG, I have nightmares like this all the time! I'm out in public and suddenly realize I'm lacking a basic piece of clothing. And then Paris Hilton is there wearing a Mexican blanket and she's like "That's sexy," in her flat, dead voice. And then there's a dwarf talking backwards.
So, why exactly did Pamela Anderson show up at Art Basel Miami Beach this weekend sans trou?
No official explanation was given, although Fox News noted she "seemed to enjoy the jaw-dropping stares" she was drawing.
All jocularity aside, I like Pamela Anderson, she seems very sweet. Appearing in public without pants is something that crazy people do, or people on cocktails of drugs not prescribed by an attentive doctor. Really, there are only three articles of clothing you need to remember to put on each day to join society: top, bottom, shoes. Even underwear is optional now. She forgot one-third of the minimum clothing.
Come to think of it, this isn't such a new phenomenon for her, since her dresses tend to be shirt-length, but let's hope she's doing okay.
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