Adorable Cat Wants To Rob You Blind

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Frankie is a two-year-old black cat (oh, God, don't start in on that superstitious shit) in Swindon, England who has a collection of stolen goods to rival your average celebrity garbologist.

The Daily Telegraph reports on this strange phenom:

Julie, 52, said: 'Frankie looks very pleased with himself when he comes in with these presents.

'He's been going out of the house and coming back with all these toys for pretty much as long as he's been allowed out.

'They're all soft toys for cats I think. About 15 of them are all the same leopard. He doesn't really play with them. He dumps them down and goes out looking for something else.'

In the past year alone Frankie's haul has included teddy bears, leopards and a giant squeaky beefburger.

Now Julie has plastered her home town of Swindon  with posters to try and trace the rightful owners.

Seeing as how we're guilty of this ourselves, we'd place top dollar on the idea that all these "stolen goods" are actually gifts from neighbors currying favor with the cute lil' puss.

Via the Telegraph

 

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Comments

Cannonball Run DMC said:

Everyone loves a little pussy.

December 12, 2008 1:33 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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