Five Unintentional Laughs From Flirting With Forty

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

The latest Lifetime Original fairy tale may at first sound similar to How Stella Got Her Groove Back, based on the novel of the same name, about how Stella got her groove back with a young stud while on vacation somewhere tropical. No: this Original Movie, Flirting with Forty, based on the book of the same name, is about how Heather Locklear's character Jackie got her groove back with a young stud while on vacation in Hawaii.

* Heather meets a 27-year-old surf instructor in Hawaii who is handsome, sensitive, charming, supportive, loves kids, speaks French, is psychic, has ripped washboard abs, has hair unbleached by the sun, and never utters a syllable of bro-bra surfer speak.

* Heather's character's daughter --who is like seven years old-- worries aloud that Heather Locklear's character is settling for someone not good enough for her.

* Heather's ex is played by Cameron Bancroft, aka Joe "Joe Loves Donna" Bradley of Beverly Hills 90210 fame.

* Heather Locklear probably would have aged well, but she opted to fight nature with lip implants, breast implants, and other work, making her look weird in all the promotional stills. Wait, that part isn't laughable.

* The fact that I missed the first half-hour of Sunday's premiere of this movie and then watched the part I'd missed when it reran on Monday evening.  

 

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Comments

afellowgirl said:

Don't these women realize that when they start all the cosmetic surgery they just look like they're on the way to becoming this: kittycleopatra.com/.../cat_lady_makeover.jpg ?

December 10, 2008 10:25 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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