Golden Globe Nominations Even Worse Than We Expected

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

As usual, the studios sent their movie star emissaries, who cajoled and bribed the Hollywood Foreign Press into making this lackluster set of nominations.

Geez, you'd think that journalists for foreign newspapers would be more removed from Hollywood and have a more neutral perspective on its usually terrible moviemaking...

BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA

  1. THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON
  2. FROST/NIXON
  3. THE READER
  4. REVOLUTIONARY ROAD
  5. SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

So, instead of Milk and Wall-E (and not to mention the host of brilliant foreign films released this year, especially Edge of Heaven), we get the widely-panned The Reader and the Sam Mendes flick Revolutionary Road, which has been ignored in every year in best-of up until now. But what's even worse is this category:

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA

  1. DEXTER (SHOWTIME)
    Showtime/John Goldwyn Productions/The Colleton Company/Clyde Phillips Productions
  2. HOUSE (FOX)
    Universal Media Studios in association with Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions
  3. IN TREATMENT (HBO)
    Sheleg, Closest to the Hole Productions in association with HBO Entertainment
  4. MAD MEN (AMC)
    Lionsgate Television
  5. TRUE BLOOD (HBO)

You have to be kidding: House, In Treatment, and-- gag-- True Blood over The Wire? Hell, Gossip Girl and-- we're only slightly joking-- the Hills as Best Drama over some of these choices. You think these people actually watch the shows before they nominate them or just watch the sex scenes on Scanner?

There are some bright spots: Rebecca Hall, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem for Vicki Christina Barcelona, Tom Cruise for his genius and unannounced three-scene performance in Tropic Thunder, and 30 Rock and Weeds for Best Comedy Series, with Tina Fey and Mary-Louise Parker up for Best Actress.

See the rest here.

 

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Comments

totalblamblam said:

No Melissa Leo for best actress?

In Bruges for best comedy/ musical?

What a fucking joke.

December 11, 2008 2:41 PM

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