We aren't ones to gossip, so you didn't hear this from us. Wait, we are, and you are about to.
Kate Moss was spotted last night clutching two pill bottles that some are speculating to be the sex drug amyl nitrate, or "poppers."
Those speculating are basing this on the skull-and-crossbones icon visible on the pill bottles' lids. Her bag also contained "exclusive candles." Therefore (according to rumor-mongers) she was definitely stocked up for a evening of shagging her bf Jamie Hince of the Kills.
We feel a little dirty, and it's all the British tabloids' fault.
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