Virgin Mary as Never Seen Before: In Mexican Playboy

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Oh yes they did.

And they put her on the cover, just in time for Christmas, with the headline "Te Adoramos, Maria" ("We Adore You, Mary"). 

That ain't right. 

Does anyone else think this might be controversial? Check out Maria Florencia Onori as Mary after the jump. 

 

 Our toddler-level Spanish translates the subheadline as follows: "In this edition, we appreciate the model Maria Florencia Onori's moving beauty." 

 Just one of oh, so many issues to take with this is that Mary has breast implants. 

Also, who knew there was a Mexican Playboy?

 

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Going to Hell Image: jazzbastards.org

Playboy Image: Daily Mail

 

 

 


Comments

Cannonball Run DMC said:

Is there a donkey in every issue? I'm sorry, I mean *burro*.

December 12, 2008 1:11 PM

DaniB said:

Today is the Feast Day of the Virgen de Guadalupe, too, I think.

December 12, 2008 1:39 PM

Apollo said:

Hilarious. I want that issue.

December 15, 2008 2:03 PM

jason said:

Couldn't they spring for a better "stained glass window"

and not use a tablecloth for her veil?

I mean really.

December 16, 2008 6:22 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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