Mike Tyson's Pork-Out

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Mike Tyson's tribal face tattoo was distracting back when he had a ripped body, which he no longer does...

 

But it makes even less sense now that he has chunked it up and is wearing business-casual pleated flood-rise Dockers. 

Wait, my name doesn't show up on this post, right? Nice Iron Mike Tyson! Lookin' good as usual! Great face tattoo. 

Related:

Slumber Party at Mike Tyson's Abandoned Mansion

Dame Helen Mirren As A Teen: Loved Coke, Date Rape Not So Much

"Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin" And Other Classic Celebrity Spam Headlines

 Via Celebrity Smack

 


Comments

philly150 said:

shit, you tell Mike Tyson he's getting a little chubby...

December 16, 2008 7:43 PM

faith said:

eep!

December 16, 2008 9:15 PM

ecs said:

Who gave him a microphone? Is he a motivational raper now?

December 16, 2008 9:48 PM

therese said:

I think you can beat him.

December 16, 2008 9:56 PM

Jules said:

um that's gross

December 17, 2008 9:35 AM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

in