When I worked at Burger King at age 16, I used to come home smelling like Burger King. Not once in the many er, ten years since have I wished to reenact smelling like Burger King. However! Should you be posessed with such a desire, has Burger King got a body spray for you: FLAME™.
Interest sparked? Check out their oh-so suggestive website for such views at the following.
"Now you can set the mood no matter what you're in the mood for," say the promotional materials for this product. Yeah. We get the picture. Whether you're in the mood for meat or "meat", right fellas? I am now permanantly scarred from imagining such a scenario so soon after seeing The Oversize-Headed Burger King in a seminude reclining posistion.
Here are some other celebrity scents that really exist, but we don't understand why.
"McGraw" by Tim McGraw: Presumably this smells like Amerrukah, which is scent-onymous with the smell of Freedom.
Jack Black "Signature Well Stocked Bar": This must give the wearer the alluring odor of rummy.
Danielle Steel: We speculate that this smells like trash. Some might say irresistable trash.
Derek Jeter:
This probably smells like chewin' tobackey or old glove leather. Not
"going there" with a jock-strap joke. No one would make a body scent
like that on purpose; that would be like making a body spray that
smelled like flame-broiled meat.
Marilyn Manson: A Manson scent has been bandied about but hasn't yet come to fruition. Perhaps it would smell the same as his branded absinthe?
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