New Year's Celebrations Lacking Balls

Posted by Colleen Kane

 

Balls are historically controversial. Not everyone is a fan, and not everyone necessarily wants to see one sliding down a pole on New Year's Eve. Of course we are talking about balls like the famous one in Times Square that mark the turning of a new year. Why, what did you think we were talking about?

Anyhoozle, we were hoping that someone else had already compiled a list of weird and wacky shapes that get dropped at midnight on New Year's Eve, and luckily, TripAdvisor did, because we are lazy post-Christmas sluggards, fat with sugarplums and pie.

As you'll see on the following list, among the alternate shapes that are improvements on balls: pickles, sausages, and bologna.

1. Key West, Florida - Conch, drag queen and pirate

2. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania - marshmallow "peep"

3. Port Clinton, Ohio- fish

4. Mount Olive, North Carolina- pickles

5. Elmore, Ohio - sausages

6. Lebanon, Pennsylvania- bologna

7. New Orleans, Louisiana - gumbo pot

8. Easton, Maryland- crab

9. Plymouth, Wisconsin - cheese

10. Raleigh, North Carolina- acorn

Those are great and all, especially the Peep, but why? Read the explanations in the article.

Related:

Cooking With Your Balls

Return of the Gay Balls

Obama's Dainty Balls

Image: newyearsdrop.blogspot.com


Comments

Isis Uptown said:

Six hours before I watch the gumbo pot drop, I'll watch myself on "Jeopardy!" - on the linked page, I'm the one with the braids:

www.jeopardy.com/showguide_thisweek.php

December 29, 2008 4:16 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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