Note to Lilakoi Moon (formerly Lisa Bonet): Your Newborn Baby Will Not Be Able to Pronounce His Ambitiously Bestowed Multisyllabic Name Until He Is at Least 14

Posted by Scanner Matt

 

That once rascally Lenny-Kravitz-loving late 80's/early 90's hipster of the Cosby family, Denise Huxtable Kendall (remember when she married that Navy dude?!), just had another baby, a very creatively (annoyingly?) named baby.

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, tha's right, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Would you expect anything less from this unconventional free spirit than Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa?

We like interesting names. There are so many others who share the same generic name that it might be nice to have a unique label, but this just stinks of dumb fertile people trying really hard to illustrate they have achieved some sort of spirituality or higher understanding of this crazy mixed up world by slathering their baby in "meaningful" words, which we all know is impossible, these are television actors.

We don't even have the energy to look up what it means. It might be here, father of the child Jason Momoa's (of "Stargate: Atlantis" fame) hilarious fansite.

 

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Comments

Wrongo said:

Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark) and Namakaeha (all knowing eyes) in Hawaiian.

Momoa is the child's fathers last name.

January 8, 2009 3:36 PM

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