While You Were Sleeping: Paris Hilton Is Not A Slut

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Doctors have figured out how to prevent a large number of miscarriages.

Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell are in talks to play villains in Iron Man 2.

If Jeremy Piven turns out to have lied about his mercury poisoning, he could be in deep sheeeeiittt:

According to the New York Post, many involved with the production are pushing to have Piven's high mercury claims examined by a non-musclebound, non-teevee doctor, and they're hoping the result may "squeeze some money out of him."

[U]nder the Actors' Equity contract, the producers are entitled to have Piven's medical records examined by another doctor. If they suspect fraud, they can sue him. [Defamer

Scarlett Johansson wants to open a brothel... in a movie. 

Paris Hilton claims she's only slept with a few guys. In other news, "a few" is now "less than eight hundred." 

Isn't there anyone besides Nicole Richie who could star in the Gossip Girl season finale?

Guy Ritchie's heist movies have such brilliant robbery ideas, these dudes decided to plagiarize one.

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Comments

Julia said:

If I wanted to hear mean-spirited comments about someone being a "slut" for having slept with a lot of guys, I wouldn't read Nerve.

I'm no fan of Paris Hilton, but there are better things to criticize her for than that.

January 8, 2009 2:33 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Well, the title of the post is "Paris Hilton Is Not A Slut," but I guess that wasn't enough to defend her.

January 8, 2009 2:56 PM

Julia said:

The title was clearly sarcastic!

January 8, 2009 3:31 PM

theresa said:

i agree with Julia! Come on now.

January 8, 2009 3:35 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

The title refers to the story itself, in which Paris Hilton says she is not a slut. That is all.

January 8, 2009 4:28 PM

Julia said:

I can't find any instance of the word "slut" before you brought it up, Brian.

Please feel free to make fun of Paris for being tacky, attention-seeking, annoying, spoiled, inane, whatever.  But promiscuous?  That is very much not in keeping with the spirit of Nerve as I've always understood it.

January 8, 2009 4:59 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

Ah, now I've figured out what's going on. That was a different link than the one we initially wanted to use, which was here:

cityfile.com/.../3763

We decided not to use it because it was a link to a link instead of a link to a story. The quote begins: "Paris Hilton says she's not a slut because she's only had sex with 'a couple of men,'..."

January 8, 2009 5:35 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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