You are likely already familiar with RealDoll, the disturbingly lifelike sex dolls, as pictured above. But now pretend boyfriends come in RealDoll format--even pretend rock 'n' roll boyfriends.
We are still a little confused of the usage of the word "emo," because back in the '90s it used to mean bands like Sunny Day Real Estate. Now it seems to be an all-encompassing rock term meaning, "a bunch of tools wearing striped hoodies and guyliner." And this guy above could be trying out for a Motley Crue cover band, they're certainly not emo. But enough nitpicking-- it's a rocker RealDoll.
If only this had existed when a certain Scanner writer was a serial dater of rocker types, before swearing off said rock types.
Actually, no. This is creepy.
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via Fleshbot, photo by Lux Alptraum
