I just happened upon an invention for pregnant ladies and thought how useful it might occasionally be in my own life.
It's called the Bellaband, and I've learned from their Amazon listing that preggos wake up one day to find their jeans just don't button anymore. Hey, me too! Slip the Bellaband over all that mess, put on a (presumably longish and flatteringly-tailored) shirt, and no one is any the wiser that the jeans are unbuttoned and unzipped.
Scanner Colleen would like to reassure everyone that she is not pregnant, and that she still thinks pregnancy is gross.
Related:
Sloppy Seconds: Special Pregnancy Edition
