Mary, F*ck or Kill: Inclement Weather Edition

Posted by Emily Farris

 

We're seriously starting to wonder why we didn't just drive all the way across the country and go to California instead of the Midwest. We just spent an hour-and-a-half in a car to get about ten miles. We were skidding all over the place and had to turn around a few times because we couldn't make it up a few hills. But is it any worse than living in hurricane land or the hot, hot heat?

Which would you marry, fuck and kill: blizzard, hurricane, heat wave?

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Comments

profrobert said:

Marry the Heat Wave, fuck the hurricane (talk about serious blow jobs), kill the blizzard.

January 16, 2009 1:10 PM

jss said:

You can't kill any of them ... they have to expire on their own, dammit. Sorry, Emily ... I can tell you want *something* to be over and done with. ;-)

January 16, 2009 1:23 PM

Stuckina Parkbench said:

How about:

Try to fuck em all, realize you just don’t have the chops you used to – you’ll only kill yourself, then wake understanding you’re married to them no matter how hard you try...

Chin up Em!

January 16, 2009 1:53 PM

k said:

marry = heat wave, blizzard = kill, fuck = hurricane

January 17, 2009 9:59 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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