Because sometimes blogging is more fun when you're drunk...

Highs:

Fuck yeah, Ryan Gosling! Fuck YEAH!

PETA's sea kittens cracked us up in a totally we're-not-taking-you-seriously way. We think.

Boobs. Hilarious, spinning boobs.

Turns out we're not the only ones who haven't seen Star Wars.

We found the funniest graphic ever.

And the hariest bush ever.

We considered the hilarity that would result from Cindy McCain appearing on "Dancing With the Stars."

Mmm. Beards. Bears. Beards and food.

We played a fun little game.

We found the cutest video so far this year. 

Or wait, was this it?

Lows:

Turns out we just moved to the worst city for dating, ever.

So then we broke down and twat. What? Yeah.

We were thrilled and creeped out by the Filipino Obama.

Turns out not all Swedes are hot. WTF?

We found our new weight loss strategy: read this every time we're hungry.

We found yet another reason to fight for socialized healthcare everywhere.

We hope we didn't say goodbye to the beard.

We were glad to say goodbye to these Golden Globe hairstyles.

Um, hometown pride?

We experienced the winter blues. 

We still don't know what to make of all this.

We got into it with Sarah Palin.

Lower:

Amy Winehouse.