Lily Allen "Snogged Lesbian Twins"

Posted by Emily Farris

 

"I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my ass on one of them," Lily Allen recently revealed to Gay Times...

Luckily (or unfortunately for some of you out there) it's a lot less exciting and a little less incestuous than you think. "Snogging," apparently, is what the Brits call making out. But the ever-classy Perez Hilton ran this headline anyway: Lily Allen Says She Had Sex With Twin Lesbians.

Sorry if that's disappointing. Maybe this will help: Lily did say, "That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

We would just like to take this opportunity (er, teachable moment?) to say that just because twins are lesbians does mean they should be lesbians TOGETHER.

[Perez Hilton via The Frisky]

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Comments

Apollo said:

Perez Hilton is such a tool.

January 23, 2009 3:00 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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