Bearded Man of the Week: Justin Vernon

Posted by Emily Farris

We've heard Bon Iver's "Skinny Love" played all over the place for the last six months or so, always thinking we were listening to TV on the Radio. We should know better, considering Kyp Malone of TVOTR used to be our upstairs neighbor. But, apparently living close to coolness does not make one cool.

After discovering that the man singing was Justin Vernon we set out to learn one thing: does he have a beard? You fucking bet he does.

Watch these videos and tell us you're not in love with him, too:

We totally want him to put a baby in us. But just one.

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Posted Feb 03 2009, 06:37 PM

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Comments

allfathersdotter said:

Thank you for this...

that first video was the best thing I've seen all day.

Loves him indeed!

February 3, 2009 9:13 PM

nomenclature said:

yeah! a new beardy.

nice pick this week, his music is dreamy...

February 4, 2009 12:22 AM

weesiemalone said:

Holy shit, you are right. I was enchanted...

February 4, 2009 12:37 AM

weesiemalone said:

indeed. in love. like, stalker love

February 4, 2009 12:44 AM

Apollo said:

That album is so damn good.

February 4, 2009 10:10 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.