Nothing Says "I Love You" Like Murdering Animals With the Nuge

Posted by Colleen Kane

 Valentine's Day is coming up in ten days, and some couples will spend that day on a "Hunt Ted Nugent Sunrize Safaris Valentine's Couples Hunt."

Wait, we get to hunt Ted Nugent? Where do I sign up?

Unfortunately, no-- that's just awkward wording, but do read on for details of the hunt. 

"Hunt Russian wild boar or exotic rams on Valentine's Day using guns or the preferred method of the god of love. A wild game lunch will be provided.

2 animals for $1100 - Hunter's Choice: Boar and/or Ram."

For the booking number and hours of entertainment/ horror/ delight (depending on your leanings), visit The Official Community of Ted Nugent website. 

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Posted Feb 04 2009, 12:29 PM
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Comments

Apollo said:

"I love you, baby. Now let's go kill us something harmless for sport!"

February 4, 2009 4:06 PM

GeeBee said:

Where I come from people at least hunt large truly wild animals (think the big stag Helen Mirren encounters playing The Queen). WTF are these losers doing hunting *sheep*?

February 12, 2009 4:24 PM

About Colleen Kane

Colleen has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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