I don't really like doing shots. I can get out of them pretty easily by recounting what happened last time I threw back tequila from a tiny glass: "I tried to make out with a girl and threw up in a cab." But I have nothing on Andy Dick who took bodily functions in automobiles to a whole new level when he was wasted.
“When I drink I turn into a moron,” the former comedian tells Entertainment Tonight.
“I think I’m being funny and clever, but I look back on the video tape
and I border on retardation. People see me as a very easy target and
they just make fun of me. It’s horrible, actually. It’s like making fun
of a mentally handicapped person, because I am when I have that much
alcohol inside of me.”
So when did he “hit bottom”? “Sitting in the back of the cop car
urinating all over myself, crying, blowing my nose into my own shirt,”
he recalls. “It was incomprehensible demoralization. I also had in one
day, my agent, my manager and my publicist say ‘Sayonara!’ That still
didn’t stop me.”
[Via Faded Youth]
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