The most shocking part of this story is that parents and administrators still find it "shocking" that hazings are happening all over campus...
According to the Sun, ahead of the curve on hot button issues like Craiglist sex and vicars with potatoes up their bungholes, breaks this incredible news story over the weekend:
Education chiefs were “horrified” as girls were snapped on their hands and
knees using their mouths to roll condoms on bananas hanging from boys’
trousers.
The girls belong to the Newnham Nuns — a drinking society at the all-female
Newnham College.
Stop right there. There are drinking societies... at college? Why... why did we not attend Newnham College?!
[S]naps, taken last year, show an undergraduate proudly holding jugs
filled with his own VOMIT while two toffs are seen frolicking with
midgets dressed as Oompa-Loompas from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
film. [Emphasis added by the Sun.]
Other traditional booze society ceremonies include drinking a pint of water
containing a live goldfish, downing gin and port filtered through a condom
and staging a mass brawl.
Hospital consultant Adrian Boyle said: “In the last ten years the number of
female students coming in extremely drunk and incapable has shot up. More
are being assaulted too.”
Thank you, "hospital consultant" Boyle, for playing the part of Captain Obvious today. Then again, if parents are "shocked" that gals such as the one pictured above are involved in "drinking" and "playful hazing," maybe we needed to hear from you after all...
Via the Sun.
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