While You Were Sleeping: Carrie Underwood's Dress Was Too Short

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Say hello the new iPhone.

What insurance company allowed Clive Owen to run through a market in Istanbul while pointing a gun?

Ah, Lily Allen, here's an even better way to use Google: to find out why Miley Cyrus hates Chinese people.

The woman in the Italian Terri Schiavo debate has died. And things are only getting uglier...

What do you do when the restaurant you patronize has run out of lemonade? If you're this guy, you dial 911.

Carrie Underwood thinks there is such a thing as a dress that's "too short." The men of this nation beg to differ.

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together.

And Nick Cannon, who is somehow married to Mariah Carey, will host "Got Talent." Insert your "yeah, but he doesn't" riffs here.


Comments

afellowgirl said:

Carrie Underwood looks like She-Ra!

February 10, 2009 10:33 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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