And Then Ryan Gosling Reached Down to Take Off Scanner Emily's Wet Panties...

Posted by Emily Farris


What ever could we be talking about? Only the best idea we've seen yet for a Valentine's Day present.

We've seen our share of craptastic Valentine's Day presents in the last couple of weeks (and a few cool things) but the customized erotic novels might be our favorite. How does it work?





While you can't get it in time for Valentine's Day (it takes a week) you can print an excerpt from the website.

Also, you can order same-sex novels!

[UStar via NYT]

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Have a steak and blow job today. No, really. We insist.

F*ck Yeah, Ryan Gosling!


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Posted Feb 11 2009, 02:19 PM
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Comments

Litmus said:

I don't grasp all the details.  I thought Emily went without once they were soiled.

February 22, 2009 2:36 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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